Pass the Bottle
Apparently, I’m Bacardi 151.
“Congratulations! You’re 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (60), wine (100), and liquor (104).
“All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.”
The test tracked four variables; for males my age, I scored higher than:
“Congratulations! You’re 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (60), wine (100), and liquor (104).
“All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.”
The test tracked four variables; for males my age, I scored higher than:
| Proof | 58% | ||
| Beer Index | 85% | ||
| Wine Index | 93% | ||
| Liquor Index | 93% |
The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid.
1 Comments:
Go figure I knew about beer
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (160) , wine (83), and liquor (43).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 24% on proof
You scored higher than 99% on beer index
You scored higher than 90% on wine index
You scored higher than 85% on liquor index
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