Red Meat

“Aw, dangit, I thought the freaks were all behind me, no matter what. Since when do they doubt I’m the second coming of Jesus Christ? If I say Harriet’s the right choice for me, then that should be enough for ’em. Heh, heh, heh.

“Okay, so I guess I gotta do somethin’ to keep the Jesus freaks happy. So who’s the most definitively right-wing whack job we can find? How ’bout that Alito feller? He sounded like a real ‘United States of Jesusland’ guy. Might mean I won’t have the Supreme Court in my personal back pocket, but at least it’ll bring me back to my messiah status among the room-temperature IQ set.

”All right, next order of business... when’s my next vacation?”