Dispatches From the Front Lines of the Culture War
You’ve just demonstrated that you are, in fact, the dumbest state in the union! Oh, Texas is doing its best to compete, but you guys really take the cake.
Hell, even Dover, Pennsylvania, took pains to show that a bunch of hillbilly morons didn’t speak for them, but you... hey, my hat’s off. How dare those conservative apologists claim that you’re not booger-picking morons. You are booger-picking morons, and you’re damn proud of it!
William R. Coughlan is one of the founders of Tohubohu Productions (so even on pictures he doesn’t direct, he can squeeze in an Executive Producer credit) and in-house video producer for The Advisory Board Company. He dabbles in screenwriting, acting, 3-D animation, and writing autobiographical comments in the third person. He is also a published illustrator, has provided schematic graphics for several HBS case studies, designed the acclaimed Protégé clay poker chip line, wrote for the (now-dormant) online literary magazine Inkblots, and acts as editor for the MotherReader weblog (which is not-so-coincidentally written by his wife). He currently resides at a secret compound in Burke, Virginia, with his wife Pam and their two daughters.
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